riff_razor: (Couch pout)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to untangle your hand from my hair to take a piss this morning. YES!

Do I need to wear clothes in our room?
forcefullyawkward: (cute/happy)

[personal profile] forcefullyawkward 2021-03-28 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Trying?

Try SUCCEEDED.
riff_razor: (Sleepy)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, because I put your hand there while you slept? It is your fault.

Are you claiming me?
riff_razor: (Whatever)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I noticed. It's not a bad thing.

You just told me I need to stay dressed so no one stares at my naked body.
forcefullyawkward: (bored/doubt)

[personal profile] forcefullyawkward 2021-03-28 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello. I'm pretty. I'm famous.

There's already a line forming on the 9th floor to lick it off me. Why aren't you in it?
riff_razor: (Smiling in sunglasses)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You might too sometime.

You get pissed if someone sees me naked? Are you getting jealous?


[Rik thinks it is cute, if unexpected how quick it is happening.]
riff_razor: (Happy)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm down in the hotel lobby playing he piano.

You do realize I go on stage and people stare? You're not going to just come out of nowhere and start getting jealous, are you?
riff_razor: (Clueless)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
No banging in public - me or the piano.

If I slept around with everyone that looked at me on stage It wouldn't have been months since I slept with anyone before we met. Why don't you come down so we can talk?
forcefullyawkward: (mad)

[personal profile] forcefullyawkward 2021-03-28 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't be serious.

Kylo Ren.
Lead singer of the Knights of Ren.
The newest pride and joy of First Order Records.
'Starkiller' just hit shelves.

Oh yeah... And we're your KRIFFING OPENING ACT! We are in the SAME KRIFFING HOTEL!
riff_razor: (Pale boy)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't like strangers looking at me.

[Despite the fact he is playing the piano in the hotel lobby. That is different.]

Get your stupid ass down here. There's space on the piano bench for you and I have someone for you to meet.
riff_razor: (Bønne)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I do love her but there's no reason to be jealous.

Rik still isn't used to this and cries out in surprise but there is also a very non-human squeak among the laughter. He turns around on the piano stool to look up at Billy.

"Do you always have to tickle me?" Rik smiles, obviously not bothered by the tickling, and reaches up to rub the chin of the enormous rat on his shoulder under his hair. She's about twelve inches long with another 8 or 9 inches of tail hanging down the Dane's back.

"This is Bønne"
riff_razor: (Sweet)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"She's a giant seal point rat." Rik picks her up and puts her on his lap. "You have to get used to her."

Bønne's presence wasn't negotiable in a relationship. If Billy didn't like her then they couldn't be together. Rik had a love for rats, always had, and one of the first things he did when he was more stable and had some money was get a pet one.

"You can come pet her. She's friendly." Rik laughed at the question and shook his head. "I always have her with me but I had to wait for her veterinarian papers to get updated before I could bring her to the hotel. Hunter always books a hotel that allows pets."

Rik reached out and took Billy's hand. He's glad that the other guitarist seems at least willing to have her around.
riff_razor: (Totally innocent)

[personal profile] riff_razor 2021-03-28 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"She's a normal rat just bred to be bigger." Rik scooted over so Billy could sit with them. Bønne is curious about this new person. She stands up on her back legs and grabs at his hand with her forepaws.

"I used to let her sleep on the bed with me." Rik laughed because he knew that sounded strange but really it wasn't much different than a cat.

"Hunter already warned me." He gets a devious look. "It does make me want to bring her down to breakfast tomorrow."

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