TFLN Continuation + Action threads

[shutyour_frettingmouth]

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[shutyour_frettingmouth]

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A graceful sparkly pancake?

Was THAT what you were trying for?

[forcefullyawkward]

Trying?

Try SUCCEEDED.

[shutyour_frettingmouth]

I still don't understand why you wanted to be a sparkly pancake.

Won't it be annoying to scrape all that glitter and jam off?

[forcefullyawkward]

Hello. I'm pretty. I'm famous.

There's already a line forming on the 9th floor to lick it off me. Why aren't you in it?

[shutyour_frettingmouth]

I've never heard of you. Sorry, love.

There is? Must be in a different hotel from where I am. The one for lonely tarts who are attention seekers perhaps.

[forcefullyawkward]

You can't be serious.

Kylo Ren.
Lead singer of the Knights of Ren.
The newest pride and joy of First Order Records.
'Starkiller' just hit shelves.

Oh yeah... And we're your KRIFFING OPENING ACT! We are in the SAME KRIFFING HOTEL!

[shutyour_frettingmouth]

"Kylo Ren? It still doesn't ring a bell, mate."

Was he the opening act? Maybe Billy was drunk or misinformed because he had no clue as to who this guy actually was. The Knights of Ren? Interesting name for a band. Maybe it would be best to be friendly since the guy seems pissed.

"What style of band are The Knights of Ren? Rock, metal?"

[forcefullyawkward]

Seriously.

You can’t pry yourself away from the booze and chicks long enough to, oh idk, listen to your opening act?! Should we add some more explosions with our pyrotechnics? Would that get your attention? Cardo and Kuruk love lighting shit on fire!! And I love letting them do it!

...

[sigh]

...

Three words. Extreme power metal.

We’ve got faster guitars than Millennium Falcon.
We’ve got louder drums than the Rancor Pit
We’ve got flashier threads than Queen Amidala
We’ve got cooler effects than the Proton Torpedoes and the Thermal Detonators - combined
We. Are. Kriffing. AWESOME!