You can’t pry yourself away from the booze and chicks long enough to, oh idk, listen to your opening act?! Should we add some more explosions with our pyrotechnics? Would that get your attention? Cardo and Kuruk love lighting shit on fire!! And I love letting them do it!
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[sigh]
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Three words. Extreme power metal.
We’ve got faster guitars than Millennium Falcon. We’ve got louder drums than the Rancor Pit We’ve got flashier threads than Queen Amidala We’ve got cooler effects than the Proton Torpedoes and the Thermal Detonators - combined We. Are. Kriffing. AWESOME!
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Date: 2021-04-01 05:55 pm (UTC)You can’t pry yourself away from the booze and chicks long enough to, oh idk, listen to your opening act?! Should we add some more explosions with our pyrotechnics? Would that get your attention? Cardo and Kuruk love lighting shit on fire!! And I love letting them do it!
...
[sigh]
...
Three words. Extreme power metal.
We’ve got faster guitars than Millennium Falcon.
We’ve got louder drums than the Rancor Pit
We’ve got flashier threads than Queen Amidala
We’ve got cooler effects than the Proton Torpedoes and the Thermal Detonators - combined
We. Are. Kriffing. AWESOME!